Text 24 May 127,167 notes

sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person

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Text 24 May 203,064 notes

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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Photo 24 May 4,276 notes pornolympics:

ITS A CHIckNE IN A FUckiNG  WAGON

pornolympics:

ITS A CHIckNE IN A FUckiNG  WAGON

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Text 24 May 63,211 notes

yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

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Photo 24 May 11,971 notes textpoops:

“Hello stock photo models today I have some great ideas”

textpoops:

“Hello stock photo models today I have some great ideas”

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Text 24 May 41,200 notes

murkurlur:

augustuswtrs:

artistic-therapist:

augustuswtrs:

people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’

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you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’

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vadidgeridoos

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Photo 24 May 234 notes 
this is the memory you’ve left me with, sherlock holmes. 
you saved me, and i hate you for that in the first place.

this is the memory you’ve left me with, sherlock holmes. 

you saved me, and i hate you for that in the first place.

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Video 24 May 622 notes

The end of the Earth. It’s gone.

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themisadventuresofmaddy:

do you ever feel like you’re just sort of 

there

like all your friends go out and do things and get into relationships and like people that like them back and have fun and do stupid things with their best friends and instead of doing all that you’re just sort of this mildly entertaining thing that people take an interest in once in a while but they wouldn’t really care if it was gone

like you just sort of exist but you don’t really mean anything

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